She hates weird smells, Oprah, and Oprah's weird smell. His dislikes are Charlie,A mericans turning their backs on veterans, and walking on grenades.Hadassah Guberman: a 24 year old girl with quite a few jobs.She likes cute clothes, romance, and kisha. His dislikes are dirty language and dirty talk.Dick Birchum: Yankerville's 62 year old veteran now master carpenter and SHOP teacher.He likes wood, porn, and Brie. He likes to play horseshoes with his gay grandson. He loves beer and hates when people are giving him a hard time.Elmer Higgins: The 92 year old elder of Yankerville who got married to his wife Helen when she was 9 (he was 18. Most of the time during his crank calls he can be seen belching continuously into his phone. His dislikes are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 11.Bobby Fletcher: He's 36 and unemployed. Funny crank phone calls Hilarious characters like Hadassah Guberman, Niles Standish, Elmer Higgins, Spoonie Luv and Special Ed If you are a fan of crank phone calls, you will dig this CD. Crank YankersS1 Cammie Calls Tech Support When Cammie calls tech support for computer help, she ends up getting wildly turned on by a hapless support technician. He dislikes spiders and ghosts.OCD Ken: 47 year old accountant who's got Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. This one features the theme song by Fountains of Wayne Other than that, it is much the same as the first Crank Yankers CD. Crank YankersS1 Birchum's Lost & Found Leg Birchum tries to locate his lost prosthetic leg and interrogates a country club receptionist about the state of his penis. He lives with his grandma and he loves fried chicken, Hawaii, Snow globes, and scooters. Screw the innocent.CHARACTERS: Special Ed: a 16 year old boy whose job is cleaning tables at Yanker Burger. So sit back pull up a phone and enjoy the cranks.And just remember: The crank calls you are about to hear are real. Crank Yankers also features celebrities like Snoop Dogg, Tenacious D (in the nude) and Ween. It's for you! Crank Yankers features some of the funniest characters from old Elmer Higgins to a very special someone they call Ed. So sit back pull up a phone and enjoy the cranks.And just remember: The crank calls you are about to hear Pick it up.
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